Wow, The Newest Anti-Gay-Marriage Arguments Are Getting Even Crazier

It really feels like anti-gay-marriage arguments have been circling the drain for the past few years, and David Pakman's interview with a former Navy chaplain only further proves that point. From delusional polling data at 1:27, to an argument about the religious importance of biology at 4:49, to a ridiculous "three women and a dog" comment at 6:21 ... it really seems like nothing substantive stands between gay marriage and legalization in the United States. For a bonus, stick around until 7:48 to hear the only way to become a homosexual ... according to this interviewee.

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