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While John Wooley is fake, the things that the big ISPs are shilling are actually real. If you want to make sure they never get around to having their way, you could Like The Internet Must Go on Facebook, and you could share this.

UPDATE 1/14/14: So ... a court just ruled that Internet companies can go right ahead and rip us off. All the really bad stuff in this video that we posted earlier this year? It's about to come true unless we make a lot of noise about it right now. Let's hope your Internet connection is still fast enough to watch and share this right now.


ORIGINAL: By The Internet Must Go.

Full disclosure: My boss, Eli Pariser, is in this mockumentary. Fuller disclosure: Gena Konstantinakos, the incredibly talented person whom he happens to be married to, directed and produced it. Even fuller disclosure: I would have written about this no matter who the previous people were, because it's really good and really important. So please share it.

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