The fine gentlemen from the Chick-fil-A Foundation (who are totally not gay) have a really sweet deal for all your gay friends. Trade in your gay, get a free Chick-fil-A. I don't think you could ask for a better offer, especially from two completely platonic men and a cow who are decidedly not gay. PLEASE NOTE: We're pretty sure that they aren't officially from the real foundation. Almost positive.
The punchline is at 1:30. So worth it.