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The punchline is at 1:30. So worth it.

ORIGINAL: By the almost certainly not pretend and not gay at all Chick-fil-A Foundation. PLEASE NOTE: Coupons not accepted at all Chick-fil-A locations, what with this being a parody organization and stuff. However, you can get your coupon here.
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