This Man Is Hiding A Shameful Secret Beneath His Sweater. Hint: It's Green.

Carolyn Silveira

I know, I know, you can't play croquet if there are cabbages and tomatoes all over your yard. But you know what? You can't eat a croquet ball. Too hard on the teeth.

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