Think The Internet's Kinda Awful Sometimes? Well, You're Right. Here's Why.

Perhaps it's a sign of the times that we're resorting to using a YouTube video starring a bunch of puppets to make this point, but whatever; it's a good one. Internet vigilantism is destructive, irresponsible, and really just dumb.

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You know? I don't like juice.

Why? It's good for you.

No, it's not. It's full of sugar. I'd rather just eat the fruit.

Well, what about orange juice?

No.

Grape?

No.

Pineapple juice?

No! I don't like the juice!

No. I don't like juice.

What?

I'm going to share this with the whole world! [evil laugh]

I don't like the juice!

Breaking News: Mario from the YouTube channel "Glove and Boots" is alleged anti-Semetic. What does anti-Semitic mean? SOMEONE Someone who doesn't like the Jewish people.

Some say this comes as no surprise. He has emulated Mel Gibson in the past.

But you'll never have our freedom!

And it doesn't stop there. We caught up with Mario's co-host Fafa earlier today with an exclusive interview.

So, explain yourself. And explain Mario's hatred for the Jews.

What are you talking about? Mario's cousin David is Jewish.

Mazel tov! [laughs]

Mario just doesn't like that drink. He doesn't like juice. He'd rather drink milk or water.

Oh, I suppose you're guilt free. There are no drinks you don't like?

You know what I don't like? The Chinese bubble tea drinks.

[gasp]

Those are gross.

Oh, man, this is a trap, isn't it?

Scandal! According to the facts, both hosts of "Glove and Boots" are bigots. For those of you who don't know, bigots are, They are [beep]holes.

You know what I don't like? The Chinese.

Simply horrible. According to this scientifically objective poll on our website, 51% of the American public demand an apology.

I'm sorry everybody. I drink the Chinese bubble tea now. It's really good.

And I drink the juice! It's delicious! Ah!

Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-ho.

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This original video was made by Glove and Boots published on their excellent YouTube channel.

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Apr 29, 2014

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