Behold The Bluntest, Deepest, And Deadliest Graduation Speech In The History Of The Known Universe

Adam Mordecai

Joss Whedon, the director of "The Avengers" and creator of some of the greatest iconic women TV action heroes like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Zoe Washburne ("Firefly"), graduated from Wesleyan University a long time ago. So they dragged him back to do a commencement speech. It's kind of awesome. 

Next bit of Upworthiness:

Flash Video Embed

This video is not supported by your device. Continue browsing to find other stuff you'll love!

Hi there, internet friend. We need to talk. You're using a painfully old web browser, and frankly, it's getting a little weird. It's not safe, and we want the best for you. We think it's time to upgrade.

Download Google Chrome, and try it for a week. Don't think about it, just do it. You'll thank us later.