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Ah, don't talk about that girl, please.


Don't even talk about that girl.



Is that your boy, Sam, over there?

Ah? Yeah, not gonna lie, but there's nothing there

Nah, but, true say though, man's been quiet for a long time. What's going on?

Yeah, what happened, Calvin though? You two were, like, Ant and Dec. Ant and Dec, you know. Always together.

Ah, you must stop, innit.


Like, it's not like that.

What's it like? Eh? What's it like?

He's got cancer.

Aw, man.

Think he's doing fine but, you know, it's tough.

Sam, call him over.

That's out of order, even ..

Shut up! ... Call him over.

Ay, yo, Sam! Come true [SP].

Sam. Got a question for you ... what did JayZee call his girlfriend before they were married? ... Fiance!

Sam: I got one. I got one. I got one. I went to the doctor's, yeah. He was, like, "You've got hypochondria". I was, like, "Not that as well".

What's hypochondria?

Oh no.

Aw, bruv, sit down.

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