Ships known for keeping slaves have been linked to pet food companies. Big ones.
The good news is knowing about it is half the battle.
Not all pet food is evil. But some of it might be.
The pet food supply chain is like a game of telephone, only the first player in that game is a sea full of migrants in shackles, often being forced to labor on ships in international waters for years.
"Modern slavery, pass it on? NO thanks!"
Companies known for keeping slaves have been linked to Iams, Meow Mix, and Fancy Feast.
Most of the little fish that go into some pet food are being caught by sea slaves. In Thailand and the surrounding area. On fishing boats that essentially exist outside any known law.
And there are even several pretty intense lawsuits happening. Here's a peek at one.
Oof. Screenshot of Donna de Rosa v. Tri-Union Seafoods, LLC.
The solution seems easy: verify that the supply chains aren't stocked from bad guys who enslave people and break all the laws. But because the ocean has no ruler, someone's gotta step in. However, first we gotta know about it.
Here are four things to get you started.
1. Know the story behind the people who are being enslaved.
Let's put the human back into human trafficking.
This is the story of Lang Long, a pet food sea slave.
Lang Long left his family's rice patch in Cambodia in search of a better life in construction in Thailand. He had to cut a weird deal with a trafficker to get across the border, but it was his chance!
Nope. Soon after arriving, he was imprisoned by armed men and sold at least twice to different fishing boats. Selling a man! Sounds like ... slavery.
Even Secretary of State John Kerry is hip to this:
I set it to skip ahead to the part where he starts talking about Lang Long!
Yes. I know it's not fun to say that word, but we have to call it what it is. This is the selling of people. This is slavery.
Sad fish is sad. Image via Benson Kua/Flickr.
And your cat's delicious goodies go right back to Lang Long, sea slave. Worst game of telephone ever.
"OMG nooo!"
2. Know where your pet food comes from.
Ask not what your pet food can do for you. Ask "Where is my pet food even from, and WTF is up with its supply chain?"
You'll find out what the pet food companies found out. You don't really know what's up with the supply chain! See below.
3. Know how much your favorite pet food company cares about this slavery stuff.
Many have good intentions, but they should add "no modern slavery in our ingredients" to the top of the list, dontcha think?
Unfortunately, your cat's pet food supplier might not yet have a system that keeps it from using sea slaves to feed Fifi the cat.
Why? Traceability. It's just not possible right now. The ocean system that enslaved Lang Long is essentially the Wild West in 2015.
"Most fishing vessels are exempt from international rules requiring the onboard tracking systems used by law enforcement."
Thanks for not poisoning me or the environment, pet food companies. P.S. Can you check on that slavery thing?
However, things are getting a little bit better:
"By 2020, [Mars, Inc., producer of Iams pet food] plans to use only non-threatened fish caught legally or raised on farms and certified by third-party auditors as not being linked to forced labor."
4. Know just how much your pet really needs to eat fish (at least right now).
Maybe your pet could lay off the pescatarianism for a bit until these pet food companies get it together?
Fishy pet food might not be all that great for Fifi anyway.
According to a 2013 paper by Kelly Scott Swanson, a professor of animal science at the University of Illinois:
"Often based on consumer demand rather than nutritional requirements, many commercial pet foods are formulated to provide nutrients in excess of current minimum recommendations, use ingredients that compete directly with the human food system, or are overconsumed by pets, resulting in food wastage and obesity."
Some pet food companies are actually choosing the same no-fish route. According to the New York Times report:
"Mars Inc., for example, which sold more than $16 billion worth of pet food globally in 2012, roughly a quarter of the world's market, has already replaced fishmeal in some of its pet food and will continue in that direction."
Fifi doesn't HAVE to give up fish. But at least now you know why she might wanna.
This is a lot to take in, I know! Especially since we've been living in the dark about this for so long.
But shackle-free pet food isn't far away if we all step into the light.



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An angry man eating spaghetti.via 
At least it wasn't Bubbles.
You just know there's a person named Whiskey out there getting a kick out of this. 


An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.