When this guy explains why women won't date him, you may roll your eyes. But 2 minutes in...

I used to use this term and get mad about it, until I realized the same thing this guy realized. For the first 2 minutes, you may get slightly annoyed by him, but I promise you that if you wait around until 2:09, you'll realize why I wanted to share this in the first place. He's kind of an amazing dude.

If you want to hear more of his truthful poetry, you can Like Dylan on Facebook. You could also share this so he makes more awesome stuff.

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