I Thought God Wasn't A Big Fan Of Women Until I Saw This

It's time for Bible study. This is why I prefer to think of the Bible as an allegory rather than the literal word of God. Just sayin'.

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It's time for Bible study. This is why I prefer to think of the Bible as an allegory rather than the literal word of God. Just sayin'.

At 1:00, we discover some disturbing things in the good book.
At 2:00, they ask God for some advice.
At 2:40, God decides to chime in. She's annoyed.
At 3:40, God talks about software.
And at 4:40, God gets bored.

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