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Original by Aamer Rahman from his upcoming stand-up special, "The Truth Hurts." Aamer can be found being funny and real on Twitter and Tumblr. This bit was his response to proposed changes in the Racial Discrimination Act in Australia, and more newsy details about that controversy can be found here, here, and here.

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