A Sexy, Dirty Teen Thriller Turns Out To Be More Dirty Than Sexy

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In honor of World Water Day (March 22), we'd like to buy everyone a ticket to the latest sexy teen thriller. Expect this movie in theaters as soon as BP signs off on the rights. So... never.

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