A Gender-Swapped Trailer For A Controversial Oscar Nominee Is A Film I Would Loooove To See For Real

Yeah, yeah, I know "The Wolf of Wall Street" is based on a true story and that's why there are so many more male characters than female characters and that's just how Wall Street is and all that jazz. But how cool does this version look?

I thought the original version of the film was good — don't get me wrong — but the wealthy-playboy-misogynistic-d*ckhead story isn't exactly new.

When you do something as simple as flipping all the characters' genders, the end result is a new kind of story full of characters that we haven't exactly seen a million times before.

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Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was $3 million shy of a $1 million a week. Making a name for ourselves.

Woman: Nobody knows if the stock is going to go up or down or sideways or in circles. Do you know what a Fugazi is?

Jordan Belfort: No. Fugaazi it's a.

Woman: Fugazi, Fugaazi, It's a waazy, it's a woozy, it's fairy dust.

Jordan Belfort: It's all that’s legal? Absolutely not. We were making more money than we knew what to do with.

Man: We don’t work for you woman.

Jordan Belfort: You have my money taped to your boobs. Technically, you do work for me.

Man: What's wrong, Mommy?

Jordan Belfort: Oh my God!

FBI Agent: FBI.

Jordan Belfort: Is there any kind of booze you might want?

FBI Agent: The bureau forbids us from drinking.

Jordan Belfort: Duh!

How does this actually work?

Woman: There's a big money sign.

Jordan Belfort: Yeah, launch at the target. They stick.

Woman: This is our gift, okay? They are built to be thrown like a lawn dart.

Together: One, two, three.

Woman: Stop. Safety first.

Woman: Safety is first.

Jordan Belfort: I don’t want to get a bad reputation.

Woman: Come on.

There may be small errors in this transcript.

Parody trailer for "The Women of Wall Street" by Nicole Donadio. Found on Flip the News. Watch the real trailer for "The Wolf of Wall Street" here. I would be an idiot to not encourage you to read what is, in my opinion, the best (most thorough, fair, and feminist) review of "The Wolf of Wall Street", by Alyssa Rosenberg.


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