Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was $3 million shy of a $1 million a week. Making a name for ourselves.
Woman: Nobody knows if the stock is going to go up or down or sideways or in circles. Do you know what a Fugazi is?
Jordan Belfort: No. Fugaazi it's a.
Woman: Fugazi, Fugaazi, It's a waazy, it's a woozy, it's fairy dust.
Jordan Belfort: It's all that’s legal? Absolutely not. We were making more money than we knew what to do with.
Man: We don’t work for you woman.
Jordan Belfort: You have my money taped to your boobs. Technically, you do work for me.
Man: What's wrong, Mommy?
Jordan Belfort: Oh my God!
FBI Agent: FBI.
Jordan Belfort: Is there any kind of booze you might want?
FBI Agent: The bureau forbids us from drinking.
Jordan Belfort: Duh!
How does this actually work?
Woman: There's a big money sign.
Jordan Belfort: Yeah, launch at the target. They stick.
Woman: This is our gift, okay? They are built to be thrown like a lawn dart.
Together: One, two, three.
Woman: Stop. Safety first.
Woman: Safety is first.
Jordan Belfort: I don’t want to get a bad reputation.
Woman: Come on.There may be small errors in this transcript.