Favorite character on "Game of Thrones." GO!
This guy?
(Oh, Ned. Sweet, dour, dopey Ned.)
Or maybe this guy?
(Yeah, that's probably more like it.)
Or perhaps this badass stabby teen ninja?
(That's, uh, ketchup.)
No, wait. I know! I know who it is. There's only one right answer.
(Uggggh no! Whhhyyyyyy?)
Wait a minute. Hold up there.
Don't go playing that. Sansa is the best. Seriously.
And kind of the real hero of the show.
"THE REAL HERO OF THE SHOW?! BUT SHE'S SO BLAH."
Nope.
"BUT SHE'S SO IRRITATING."
Stop it.
"BUT SHE'S JUST ... I DON'T KNOW. I JUST ... CAN'T WITH HER."
No. You can. You can with her. I'll show you.
And ... honestly? Not to go overboard here, but if Sansa Stark is not your favorite character on "Game of Thrones," there's something actually, deeply, fundamentally wrong with you.*
* JK. You're allowed to disagree. Seriously. No judgment. Mostly.
***MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SEASONS 1-4 COMING UP. IF YOU'RE STILL CATCHING UP AND DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE RUINED, STOP READING NOW.***
OK, I'll give you this: In Season 1, Sansa is kind of a huge pain.
(OK, really annoying.)
She spends most of her time being a gigantic jerkweed to Septa Mordane and writing in her dream journal about lemon cakes and the glamor of King's Landing and how smitten she is with the obviously awful Prince Joffrey.
And you want to be like, "Girl, no. Just no. No."
(Just no.)
But listen. Real talk. How realistic were you about love when you were 13?
(Your boyfriends.)
Right. That's what I thought.
And of course, everything changes when she watches her dad get straight-up axe-murdered by her boyfriend's goons.
That's the kind of thing that makes a kid grow up fast.
Unlike her sister Arya, who gets whisked far, far away from King's Landing almost immediately, Sansa becomes a prisoner of the Lannisters.
She doesn't get to run off into the forest with a sword and a posse and vow revenge against her enemies. Because she has to sleep, like, two doors down from them every night. And yet, not only does she manage to survive, she thrives.
She's unfailingly polite to Cersei, a woman she despises. She's guarded with the Tyrells, and only dispenses information to them that she knows will benefit her. She even convinces Joffrey to be less of a monster ... occasionally. All the while looking for an angle and plotting her escape.
While the more traditional heroes of the show are out tramping merrily through the forest, fighting to avenge this relative or that, and riding their horses for valor and glory and whatnot, Sansa comes to sees the world of Westeros for the nightmarish funhouse horror clown show it really is.
And while we're at it, let's take a look at how those other so-called heroes have fared, shall we?
Big, manly, shouty warlord Khal Drogo?
(Dead from a paper cut.)
Proud emo King of the North Robb Stark?
(Stabbed to death at a wedding.)
Badass lady commando Ygritte?
(Arrowed!!!)
Unremarkable, soft-spoken Sansa Stark?
Still freaking alive and kicking it.
She even manages to get in some of the best passive-aggressive digs at King Joffrey while she's at it, seen here trolling him for being too much of a coward to fight in the Battle of King's Landing.
For three seasons now, Sansa has managed to outwit and outplay her enemies, all while toeing the line, pretending to follow their lead and do what they want her to do.
By playing the game so darn well, she's finally managed to get herself out of King's Landing to freedom.
(Well, freedom-ish.)
But don't take it from me. Take it from HBO. They're all aboard the Sansa train.
So much so that the dudes from "Silicon Valley" made a video to express their fervent hope that this season...
Because she's earned it.
Watch the rest of their commentary here.



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An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.