They Took A Tabloid And Made It More Realistic. No Celebrities Included.

Waiting in line to pay for groceries, it’s hard not to notice all the ridiculous tabloid headlines: So-and-so wore shorts yesterday! Who’s cheating on who? People are on diets! As entertaining as it all may be, shouldn’t *real* stories get the kind of attention the pointless ones do?

Pets

6th grader’s science fair project answers age-old question: ‘Do cat buttholes touch everything?’

Dads

Someone called the police on a ‘homeless man with a baby.’ Turns out he’s just a very tired dad.

Nature

In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

Pop Culture

Sunbather doesn’t budge when Harry and Meghan’s entourage has to walk around her. She’s the internet’s new hero.