Study finds pets are worth $90,000 a year in happiness, almost exactly the same as a spouse
Wait, does that mean getting a dog is the same as getting married?

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It's not often we think of "life satisfaction" in terms of a number. But in a world where it would seem everything has a currency attached to it, having a pet is worth quite a lot.
Obviously, any animal lover will tell you that having a pet companion is priceless. But, according to a study published in the Social Indicators Research Journal (which surveyed 2,500 British households), researchers Michael W. Gmeiner and Adelina Gschwandtner surmised that having a pet companion actually does have a quantitative financial value.
In an article for CNN, author Issy Ronald explains that this study "concludes that having an animal companion is worth up to £70,000 ($90,000) a year in life satisfaction—a metric economists use to quantify the 'implicit price' of otherwise intangible things."
What's even more interesting? The study finds that dollar (pound) amount is relatively the same as the financial "worth" of having a spouse or "meeting up with friends and relatives regularly."
But how? The researchers explain, "Economists have relatively recently developed ‘the life satisfaction approach’ to assess the size of the effect of different factors on life satisfaction. The process involves using simple regression analysis to determine the implicit price of different factors or occurrences in life." Citing many different studies, they determine how to put a monetary value on what otherwise might seem immeasurable.
Now let's bust out some math. Using the equation U = V (P,Y,A), they explain: "U here is utility, P is the price of the marketable good (such as housing), Y is the numeraire (income), and A is the level of the good or amenity (e.g., scenery, or pet companionship in our case)." The equations get much longer and more complicated than that. (And unless you just emerged from a calculus class and/or have had loads of coffee this morning, it might be a bit much.)

But the basic idea is: the equation determines the actual value that a pet brings to your overall life. For example, having a dog might get you on neighborhood walks, which is good exercise and could help you make friends. This adds value to your life, which translates into theoretical income.
This idea has inspired fabulous memes on social media. On Instagram alone, the comments are sweet—and some a little cutting for the married folks. One commenter writes, "To be honest, it’s probably better. Dogs love unconditionally, are super loyal, match your energy, and give some great comedic relief."
Another goes even further to say, "The love I felt for my dog was pure. I've never felt that level of moment-by-moment joy with anyone. I love my hubby, but my pup made me literally feel like I met an angel full of love and light that wanted to live with me."
One person joked that comparing the worth of a pet to a spouse is impossible: "That’s an insult to all dogs."
The cat owners were relatively quiet on the matter on social media, but knowing many feline lovers, it's assured that most of them feel the same way.



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An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.