Fox News asked Gen X to 'stop cancel culture' and the responses are simply hilarious

Fox News poked the sleeping tiger known as Gen X and got the generation known for slacking and sarcasm to muster, a collective "whatever."
The news network aired a segment on "cancel culture" where it urged "Generation X to lead the charge to save America from the social media mob. Can they do it?" Short answer: Who knows, but they aren't interested either way.
Right-wing media has been apoplectic recently over a rash of incidents where iconic pieces of pop culture from The Washington Redskins to "Gone with the Wind" to Dr. Seuss have been reevaluated by younger "woke" progressives.
While there is value in a movement that holds people accountable for propagating racist and sexist ideas, the Fox News crowd dismisses it simply as "cancel culture."
The Fox News target demographic is firmly in camp Baby Boomer, with the average viewer being around 65-years-old. According to Kasasa, "If you go by raw numbers, of the 3.3 million households taking in Sean Hannity's show on a nightly basis in 2018, just south of 2 million would have been senior citizens."
Baby Boomers were born between 1946 and 1964 and are currently between 57-75 years old.
So as Boomer authority over the nation's youth wanes by the day, Fox News made an appeal to Gen X to protect older, conservative people from the ravages of cancel culture. But according to reactions on Twitter, Gen X, aka "The Coolest Generation," couldn't care less.
First of all, they just don't have the time.
We are too busy booking vax appointments for our parents and forcing them to come with us after you indoctrinated them into thinking that the vax was a liberal conspiracy.
— Doug Roberts (@robertspacli) March 15, 2021
They reminded Fox News of everything the Boomers tried to cancel back in the '80s.
You crack me up. One of my students who attends Christian School said she couldn't read Harry Potter books. And I loved the Teletubbies pic.twitter.com/LeO9r4zzZF
— GIVE ME BACK MY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@bren2915) March 15, 2021
GenXers scarred by growing up with Bill Bennet, Tipper Gore, & Pat Robertson telling us what not to read, listen to, or think about would like to ask Fox why they suddenly think GenX should be seen & have a voice. GenX has been invisible because it's the generation never valued.
— Nellie Cubed (@NelNelNellie) March 15, 2021
Gen X only needs to Google the Dixie Chicks to see the hypocrisy.
— nancy cronvich (@FT1965) March 15, 2021
Right wing: Let's fight back against cancel culture!
Also right wing: We need to boycott Starbucks because their Christmas cups make me think of satan.
— Mask it up. 🇺🇸 (@Disasterdude_VT) March 15, 2021
Another huge reason not to get involved: "Whatever."
As a duly authorized representative of Gen X let me respond in the language of my people: pic.twitter.com/CxgvbnZ4Xu
— Edward DeRuiter (@edwardderuiter) March 15, 2021
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— Windmill Cancer Survivor (@NotBatspud) March 15, 2021
Gen X, the forgotten generation stuck beneath two of the most populous, was canceled long ago. It's almost like the parents of latchkey kids just realized they had children and now they want them to come to their rescue.
Y'all know we already got canceled ourselves right? pic.twitter.com/3odpcbSD7Y
— Catholic Space Slingshot (@mrschrislopez) March 15, 2021
Boomers want us to fix their problem? Lmao.
Gen X would like to give the requisite "Whatever" then slip back under the radar. With our microwave popcorn we taught ourselves to make after-school, unsupervised as always. We have no Fs to give about this.
— kc (@DetroitNomad) March 15, 2021
Boomers burned my childhood making me raise siblings cause they were too busy to care for any of us.
I watched them gloat & say “got what they deserved" as thousands died to HIV/AIDS.
They've profited off burning the world my kid will inherit cause Fox said science isn't real. pic.twitter.com/xTf5WqyxEb
— Trai-All (@trai_all) March 15, 2021
Like, we totally care. Seriously.
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— Hugo (@huginho82) March 15, 2021
Could it be that they're harping on cancel culture because they have nothing else to complain about?
This is a nontroversy. The real story is that Fox apparently has no legitimate anti-Biden issues to pursue.
— Grandma Muses™ ☘️🍕 (@GrandmaMuses) March 15, 2021
We have a winner.
Says the network that tried REALLY hard to cancel the votes of 81 million Americans.
— Jinx in TN (@grrenshaw) March 15, 2021
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An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.