Oh, thank you. A checklist. I’m surprised they didn’t include “condom with a pinhole” as the fourth item.
Woooo! Those kids are on the bus, and I’ve got hours and hours to watch my stories and pop bonbons. You so understand my life, Nine West!
Where do I even begin? “Starter husband?” Implying stay-at-home moms have “the weeks off” once their kids start the school year? Treating men as if they’re prey for cunning female hunters, looking to bag a man and have his head metaphorically mounted over a fireplace as some symbol of social status and prowess? And just…
Oh, thank you. A checklist. I’m surprised they didn’t include “condom with a pinhole” as the fourth item.
Woooo! Those kids are on the bus, and I’ve got hours and hours to watch my stories and pop bonbons. You so understand my life, Nine West!