Couple with unfortunate last name hilariously mourns the baby names they couldn't use
Kudos to the parents for thinking this through.

A couple laughing and a baby crying.
Naming your baby is a really special experience that can help shape who they become, honor the legacy of close friends and family members, and carry personal meaning through symbolism. It's a hard process to get just right, and unfortunately, there are a lot of horrible ways it can go wrong.
One couple with a rather unfortunate last name recently took to social media to playfully mourn all the names they "absolutely can't" use for their impending baby.
Quince and Zach have built a following of more than three million people across Instagram and TikTok, where they share relatable, funny content about life as young parents to a two-year-old daughter, with another baby on the way.
There's just one problem for Quince and Zach, and it's their last name: Cox.
There's nothing wrong with Cox on the surface; it's a perfectly normal and respectable last name. It wasn't until the couple started brainstorming names for their soon-to-be baby girl that they realized Cox was, let's say, problematic.
In a hilarious post on Instagram, the couple recently shared a lengthy, exhaustive list of names they immediately knew would be a no-go:
- Holden Cox
- Anita Cox
- Harry Cox
- Sawyer Cox
- Sharon Cox
Check out the fantastic, tongue-in-cheek post here:
More than 400,000 people interacted with the viral post, including thousands of comments from people eager to share their own close calls with unfortunate baby names.
"Maiden name was Dix. I'm now a Cox. I wish I was joking," wrote Shenai Cox.
"My maiden last name is cox. Definitely couldn't hyphenate with my husband. His last name is Oancea (pronounced want-cha) want-cha cox? No thank you," another user wrote.
"My last name is Muncher soooo..." wrote Amber Muncher.
There were even a few people who could only wish their parents had shown the same foresight as Quince and Zach.
Harry Wang, a commenter, wrote, "Wish my parents though like that," before adding, "It's a part of me now, gotta wear it with pride."
In any case, the public service announcement was much appreciated by all:
"As a former cox (maiden name) more people need to be this aware some Cox’s are shockingly blase out here about what they are naming their kids," someone wrote.
In part two of the post, Quince added more names to the cross-off list and revealed why she couldn't hyphenate her last name after getting married.
"I mean we could always hyphenate my maiden name 'Pullen'" she joked in the caption before officially eliminating Hugh Cox, Olive Cox, and Ophelia Cox.
You may laugh, but variations of Olive are some of the most popular names in America.
A few labor and delivery nurses even chimed in on Quince's post to voice their support, saying they wished more parents would be mindful of names that could one day humiliate their children.
There are more ways a name can go wrong than just having phallic undertones. There could be easy rhymes, embarrassing abbreviations, or even an unfortunate "first initial, last name" combination that makes emailing an unpleasant experience for a child one day. Nurses who meet babies all day, every day have seen some horror stories:
@issabelvictoria_ Baby names are so fun🥰 #nicunurse #neonatalnurse #nursesoftiktok #newgradnurse #newgradnurses #nursetok #nursingschool #nursetiktok #nursing #fyp #nurse
While there are only a handful of names that are strictly illegal in the United States—depending on the state, you may have trouble naming your baby Hitler, Santa Claus, or King—parents are urged to take precautions against names that could make life difficult for their child.
Some helpful methods include saying the name out loud (both the full and shortened versions), spelling it out, checking the initials, and watching for embarrassing nicknames, to start.
- A baby shower invite for a child named after Chernobyl has people utterly gobsmacked ›
- Nurse asked colleagues to share the most 'unhinged' baby name they ever heard. They delivered. ›
- People are discussing when it's okay and not okay to use someone else's baby name ›
- Pregnant woman seeks out her baby's name by walking through a cemetery and it's wonderful ›



Teens hanging out in a living room.via
Teenagers eating pizza.via
Teenagers eating pizza.via 
Abraham Lincoln portrait by Alexander Gardner in 1865.

Student smiling in a classroom, working on a laptop.
Students focused and ready to learn in the classroom.
Fish find shelter for spawning in the nooks and crannies of wood.
Many of these streams are now unreachable by road, which is why helicopters are used.
Tribal leaders gathered by the Little Naches River for a ceremony and prayer.