Why Wearing A Fanny Pack Is Not Even Close To The Most Embarrassing Thing A Tourist Can Do

Unfortunately, I haven’t had a chance to visit a lot of these places, but if I ever do, at least I’ll be able to keep my normal level of obnoxiousness to a minimum.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.