Finally, Some Straight Talk From Romney (With A Little Help From Final Cut)

What happens when an Internet wise guy cuts up Romney quotes to make him say ridiculous and hilarious things? A surprisingly honest assessment of the nominee from the candidate himself.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.