BREAKING: We Have Found The Secret Atheist Plan To Destroy Christmas

I’m an atheist. My family is Jewish, so we celebrate Chanukah, but I celebrate Christmas with friends. I was going to spend the holidays having a good time with my family and friends, maybe exchanging a gift or two, but apparently, instead I have to go make everyone else miserable? I wish the Atheist Christmas Destruction…

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Rebecca Eisenberg

Nov 20, 2012

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