Steve Carell Wants To Slap You In The Face. What Did You Do?!

Well, he doesn’t WANT to. But he will if he has to. And if he DOES slap you in the face, you’ll be getting no sympathy from me because that means YOU didn’t vote. And Steve Carell doesn’t like it when people don’t vote.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.