Papa John’s Delivered My Pizza On Time, But They Forgot To Hold The Extra Lies

Papa John decided to stretch the truth a bit about Obamacare. So, CNN staffers decided to actually do their jobs and fact-check the partisan pizza maker. What they found won’t surprise you. And it won’t make you hungry, either. 

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.