If You Think Only Women Get Hysterical Over Nothing, You Haven’t Seen These 4 Dudes On Fox News Yet

The poor panicked gentlemen at Fox News are going to have to buy themselves fainting couches after getting this shocking news about America’s women in the workforce.

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.