Hear A Comedian Explain Why We Shouldn’t See A Photo Of A Topless Girl Next To The News

There is a newspaper called The Sun in my home country of England that is famous for running photos of topless girls on page 3. Now there’s a campaign to get rid of it so that the newspaper is full of, you know … news. But before I get a barrage of lads saying, “OMG…

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