Kids grab everywhere.
This article originally appeared on 11.30.16
Norine Dworkin-McDaniel's son came home from school one day talking about Newton's first law of motion.
He had just learned it at school, her son explained as they sat around the dinner table one night. It was the idea that "an object at rest will remain at rest until acted on by an external force."
"It struck me that it sounded an awful lot like him and his video games," she joked.
A writer by trade and always quick to turn a phrase, Norine grabbed a pen and scribbled some words:
"Newton's First Law of Parenting: A child at rest will remain at rest ... until you need your iPad back."
And just like that, she started creating "The Science of Parenthood," a series that names and identifies hilarious, universal parenting struggles. She put in a quick call to her friend Jessica Ziegler, a visual and graphics expert, and together the two set out to bring the project to life.
Here are some of their discoveries:
1. Newton's first law of parenting
A taste of the “gimmies."
2. The sleep geometry theorem
There’s plenty of room.
3. The baby fluids effusion rule
Duck.
4. The carnival arc
Can we go?
5. The Archimedes bath-time principle
Clean up the clean up.
6. Schrödinger's backpack
Homework... ehh.
7. The naptime disruption theorem
Who needs sleep. It’s rhetorical.
8. Calculation disintegration
I have a calculator on my phone.
9. Chuck e-conomics
How much does that cost?
10. Plate tectonics
Where’s the chicken tenders?
11. Silicaphobia
Oh good, sunburns.
12. Delusions of launder
When did we get all these clothes?
13. The Costco contradiction
I want them now, not then.
Norine and Jessica's work struck a nerve with parents everywhere.
Norine said almost every parent who sees the cartoons has a similar reaction: a quiet moment of recognition, followed by a huge laugh as they recognize their own families in the illustrations.
But is there more to it than just getting a few chuckles? You bet, Norine and Jessica said.
"Even, at the worst possible moments, you're standing there, your child has just vomited all over you, or you've opened up the diaper and your kid is sitting waist deep in liquid ****. Even at that moment, it's not really that bad," Norine said. "You will be able to laugh at this at some point."
"It gets better. You're not alone in this parenting thing."
