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Mr. Santorum, Have You Thought About Letting Someone Adopt Your Campaign?

We know this nice unstable self-flagellating misogynistic Opus Dei Catholic family who would raise your campaign in a manner befitting your beliefs. You should think of it as a gift from God rather than something to terminate.

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