Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Work Hard. Step 3: Receive Paycheck So Tiny Colbert Makes Fun Of It.

Doesn’t it seem like getting a fast-food restaurant job comes with a nice, big slap in the face? You work hard, you deal with people who want their food 2.2 seconds after they order it, and THEN, you get your paycheck. And when I say paycheck, I mean you get a piece of paper with…

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Alana Karsch

Oct 7, 2013

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