Mr. President, I’m Not Mad. I’m Just Disappointed.

The president made a lot of promises, and he took action on many of them. Not all of them, though. Somewhere along the way, he seems to have gotten distracted. We should probably get to the bottom of that.

Pets

6th grader’s science fair project answers age-old question: ‘Do cat buttholes touch everything?’

Dads

Someone called the police on a ‘homeless man with a baby.’ Turns out he’s just a very tired dad.

Nature

In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

Pop Culture

Sunbather doesn’t budge when Harry and Meghan’s entourage has to walk around her. She’s the internet’s new hero.