I love Jennifer Aniston’s fantastically feminist response to the boring marriage and babies question.

If Jennifer Aniston had a baby for every time the press reported on a “baby bump,” she’d have enough children to put on a 10-season re-creation of “Friends” that includes all 8.4 million Manhattanites who never show up on screen.

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Oct 2, 2014

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