EmPOW!erment: Feminist Superheroes Want YOU To Join Them!

All I have ever wanted out of my life was a real-world equivalent to the Justice League, and now feminism has given it to me. I bet we’ll be wearing sports bras and comfortable activewear for our injustice-fighting, too. Brb, gotta rewrite the lyrics to “The Star-Spangled Man With A Plan.”

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.