A Poem For All The ‘Boobs Guys’ And ‘Butt Guys’ Out There

Poet laureate/teacher Mark Grist doesn’t much care for the usual answers to the question “What do you go for in a girl?” Also, did this remind anyone else of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s immortal mega-hit song?

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Rollie Williams

Dec 9, 2013

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