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In Michigan (and 28 other states*) it is still legal to fire someone solely because they’re gay or because their employer thinks they’re gay. UNITY Michigan is fighting for equal workplace protection for LGBTQ employees but in the meantime has released some hilarious “Not-Gay Stuff” that will help you always appear 100% heterosexual at work.

Rebecca Eisenberg

Jul 16, 2012

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