These Grannies Love Baking Cookies, Pinching Cheeks, And Schooling The GOP On ‘Legitimate Rape’

I’ll forgive the Renegade Raging Grannies their use of Comic Sans because they’re old and this song is just that awesome. Listen up, Todd Akin! Your elders are speaking to you.

Pets

Woman’s childhood dog shows up unexpectedly in Google Maps search, and millions relate

Generations

92-year-old granddad makes a sandwich miners used to eat to last all day. People are awed.

Technology

In 1790, Samuel Hopkins was issued the first patent in the United States. It spurred American innovation.

Science

Mark Ruffalo dreamed he had a brain tumor. The next day a scan found one.