For the woman in your life who loves her private parts as much as a Benny Hill sketch:
For the lady who loves trashy novels and purity balls:
For the frat boy who manstrates:
For the – never mind, this is just gross. Fire them already.
UPDATE: Some commenters have also pointed out that these adult wet wipes are actually unhealthy for you. The thing with wipes and douches is that 9 out of 10 of them will cause pH imbalances (resulting in itchiness, odor, discharge, dryness, and in extreme cases, bacterial vaginosis.) So not only are they poorly made, juvenile and uncreative, they are actually something women should actively avoid for health reasons. Good times.