Heroes

Save Your Money And Just Ask Somebody's Grandpa What Happens

I love movie popcorn. I don't care that it costs more per gallon than gasoline, I don't care that no human alive would readily identify the "butter" as food, and I don't even care that it was originally popped in the Clinton era. I draw the line, however, when my 15-year-old popcorn is the most original thing at the movies.