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I’m Sorry, Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts To A Wristwatch?

Normally I’d be upset by something comparing any part of a woman to an object, but as long as you keep in mind that women are always more valuable than wristwatches and should never be treated like objects, I’d say this analogy actually isn’t too far off. 

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Rebecca Eisenberg

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