I’m Sorry, Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts To A Wristwatch?

Normally I’d be upset by something comparing any part of a woman to an object, but as long as you keep in mind that women are always more valuable than wristwatches and should never be treated like objects, I’d say this analogy actually isn’t too far off.

By

Rebecca Eisenberg

Jan 3, 2013

Add to Google News

More for You

upset woman, hurt people, discussion, argument, heartache

Life Hacks

11 people share the ‘harsh truths’ that helped them become far more emotionally mature

mark twain, mark twain quote, mark twain quotes, thinking, critical thinking

Skills

Mark Twain’s timeless advice on how to become a critical thinker is still wise over 100 years later

faith, job loss, viral, inspiration, TikTok

Culture

She got fired from her bank job on the way home, sat on the train, said a prayer. Her phone rang 15 seconds later.

kindergarten, teachers, education, kids, teaching, school, elementary school, funny, humor, instagram, names, funny names, child psychology

Identity

Teacher lets kindergarteners choose their name for a day. Their choices are delightfully unhinged.

An older man is given a piggy back ride by his son, both looking happy and healthy

Science

Happiness expert shares the 7 habits of people who are happy and healthy later in life

By subscribing, you accept beehiiv's Terms of Use & Privacy Policy. Our site's Privacy Policy applies.

Featured

All Featured Stories →

Pop Culture

Culture expert reveals historic reason why so many women in old movies got tied to railroad tracks

Heather Wake

Culture

The artwork you saw in every ’80s and ’90s classroom came from 2 badass elementary teachers

Heather Wake

talking to seld, woman talking, woman on couch, brown hair woman, striped shirt

People Skills

People who think out loud have a distinct advantage when it comes to making smart decisions

Tod Perry

Culture

A Memphis restaurant banned all customers under 30 and locals are cheering the decision

Adam Albright-Hanna

I’m Sorry, Did You Just Compare My Lady Parts To A Wristwatch?

Tags

More for You

11 people share the ‘harsh truths’ that helped them become far more emotionally mature

Mark Twain’s timeless advice on how to become a critical thinker is still wise over 100 years later

She got fired from her bank job on the way home, sat on the train, said a prayer. Her phone rang 15 seconds later.

Teacher lets kindergarteners choose their name for a day. Their choices are delightfully unhinged.

Happiness expert shares the 7 habits of people who are happy and healthy later in life

Get stories worth sharing delivered to your inbox.

Featured

Culture expert reveals historic reason why so many women in old movies got tied to railroad tracks

The artwork you saw in every ’80s and ’90s classroom came from 2 badass elementary teachers

People who think out loud have a distinct advantage when it comes to making smart decisions

A Memphis restaurant banned all customers under 30 and locals are cheering the decision