How The Newly Elected Congress Has Already Made More Progress Than Last Year’s Slackers

The 113th Congress, which was sworn in on Jan. 3, 2013, is more diverse than ever before. Sure, it still doesn’t even remotely represent the demographics of the electorate, but, hey, progress is progress and I look forward to seeing what all these new faces do for our country in the new year.

Culture

Grandpa attends funeral for his 15-year-old grandson, then bursts into dance

Modern Families

Heartbroken wife files for divorce after DNA test reveals 2-year-old son isn’t hers

Education

8-year-old has perfect response to sexist, outdated homework. The teacher marked it wrong.

Generations

22 forgotten slogans and phrases from commercials that Boomers and Gen Xers will instantly recognize