‘Call Me, Maybe’ Gets A Catchy Pro-Choice Rewrite

Virginia’s Attorney General (Ken “The Cooch” Cuccinelli) wants to shut down all of his state’s abortion clinics. The ladies of Maryland’s Cooch Watch have just one thing to say to him and his friends in Congress: “Hands off, crazy!”WARNING: Slightly NSFW language.

Health

Woman follows ‘1940s bedtime routine’ and can’t believe how restful it is

Pets

Elderly rescue dog can’t stop putting random items in his bed, keeping his family entertained

Education

1st grade teacher asked students to color their ‘favorite’ hat. She then secretly created each one for real.

Innovation

The real reason why every railroad in America has the same rocks lining the tracks