‘All my passwords are my cat’s name and my birthday!’

My favorite quote from this parody of Google’s privacy policy: “For the Native Americans, there was no private property, yet we modern stuffy Americans treat our ideas, thoughts and personal marketing information like it’s ‘ours.’”

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Maegan Carberry

Mar 17, 2012

My favorite quote from this parody of Google’s privacy policy: “For the Native Americans, there was no private property, yet we modern stuffy Americans treat our ideas, thoughts and personal marketing information like it’s ‘ours.’”

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