15 hilarious parenting comics that are almost too real

They’re funny because they’re true.

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Brian Gordon's parenting comics are timeless.

Brian Gordon is a cartoonist. He’s also a dad, which means he’s got plenty of inspiration for the parenting comics he creates for his website, Fowl Language (not all of which actually feature profanity). He covers many topics, but it’s his hilarious parenting comics that are resonating with parents everywhere.

“My comics are largely autobiographical,” Gordon tells me. “Often, what I’m writing happened as recently as that very same day.”

When parenting gets hilariously real

Let’s get started with his favorite, “Welcome to Parenting,” which Gordon says sums up his comics pretty well. “Parenting can be such tedious drudgery,” he says, “but if it wasn’t also so incredibly rewarding there wouldn’t be nearly so many people on the planet.”

Truth.

I hope you enjoy these as much as I did.

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

All comics are shared here with Gordon’s express permission. These comics are all posted on his website, in addition to his Facebook page. You can also find a “bonus” comic that goes with each one by clicking the “bonus” link.

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

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Fowl Language by Brian Gordon. Photo credit: Fowl Language

I love Gordon’s comics so much because they’re just about the reality of parenting, and they capture it perfectly. There’s no parenting advice, no judgment, just some humor about the common day-to-day realities that we all share.

The worst parenting advice ever

When I ask him about the worst parenting advice he’s ever received, Gordon relays this anecdote:

“I remember being an absolute sleep-deprived wreck, sitting outside a sandwich shop, wolfing down my lunch quickly beside my 1-month-old son, who was briefly resting his lungs between screaming fits.

A rather nosy woman walked up to me and said, all smugly, ‘You should enjoy this time while they’re easy.’ It was the exact worst thing anyone could have said to me in that moment and I just wanted to curl up on the sidewalk and cry.”

Who hasn’t been on the receiving end of totally unneeded and unwanted advice? That’s why Gordon’s comics are so welcome: They offer up a space for us to all laugh about the common experiences we parents share.

Here’s to Gordon for helping us chuckle (through the tears).

This article originally appeared ten years ago. It has been updated.

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