You Don’t Have To Agree With These Thoughts About J.Law’s Nude Photos. But You Do Have To Think.

Here is a point-by-point collection of all the really great things people have had to say about this flagrant privacy violation and sexual offense. Bookmark it as a reference and feel free to quote it when you need to set someone straight.

Pets

6th grader’s science fair project answers age-old question: ‘Do cat buttholes touch everything?’

Dads

Someone called the police on a ‘homeless man with a baby.’ Turns out he’s just a very tired dad.

Nature

In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

Pop Culture

Sunbather doesn’t budge when Harry and Meghan’s entourage has to walk around her. She’s the internet’s new hero.