WORST. SHRIMP. EVER.

So remember that hilarious BP oil spill? Get this… after they dumped all the chemicals in to clean it up, the shrimp decided to adapt by becoming mutants without eyes! Hilarious, right?!!

Science

Space-loving botanist wondered if Martian soil is fertile, so he recreated it and planted seeds

Science

33-year-old former child prodigy is working on problems Hawking and Einstein never cracked

Moms

Man’s 2-minute rant on why we should ‘fear,’ not pity, single moms is hysterically spot on

Culture

‘Home Alone’ star Daniel Stern unveils lifelike bronze ‘Marv’ sculpture for film’s fully restored house