Which Former President Stands To The Left Of Obama On Social Security? Hint: Rhymes With Schmaegan.

The ghost of Ronald Reagan is apparently haunting Washington, D.C., and telling politicians completely reasonable things that are factually true. 

Nostalgia

Crayola has retired just 13 colors in 123 years. The first 8 led to protests.

Wholesome

His trumpet broke halfway through the national anthem. So he grabbed a mic and started singing.

Nature

A man lost track of his late dad’s beagle for 10 years. Then a Florida rescue scanned her microchip.

Culture

In 1990, Marge Simpson ‘wrote’ to Barbara Bush for ‘criticizing her family.’ It got an apology.