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Want A Free Chick-fil-A Sandwich? Are You Also Gay? Do I Have The Coupon For YOU!

The fine gentlemen from the Chick-fil-A Foundation (who are totally not gay) have a really sweet deal for all your gay friends. Trade in your gay, get a free Chick-fil-A. I don’t think you could ask for a better offer, especially from two completely platonic men and a cow who are decidedly not gay. PLEASE…

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Adam Mordecai

The punchline is at 1:30. So worth it.


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