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Maybe we should change that one line: “First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage” to something more real, like: “Thanks, contraceptives. I’ll take it from here.”

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*Thanks, contraceptives, for being a reliable friend to both sexually and non-sexually active women.

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