I'm not sure which show makes more sense to be on Comedy Central. Jon Stewart is a pretty funny dude, but smart money says the real comedic geniuses are working at Fox News (buried deep inside the subconsciouses of the Fox anchors).
For reference, the first 10 amendments are:
1 - Protects freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press, as well as the right to assemble and petition the government.
2 - Protects a militia's and an individual's right to bear arms.
3 - Prohibits the forced quartering of soldiers during peacetime.
4 - Prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and sets out requirements for search warrants based on probable cause.
5 - Sets out rules for indictment by grand jury and eminent domain, protects the right to due process, and prohibits self-incrimination and double jeopardy.
6 - Protects the right to a fair and speedy public trial by jury, including the rights to be notified of the accusations, to confront the accuser, to obtain witnesses and to retain counsel.
7 - Provides for the right to trial by jury in certain civil cases, according to common law.
8 - Prohibits excessive fines and excessive bail, as well as cruel and unusual punishment.
9 - Protects rights not enumerated in the Constitution.
10 - Limits the powers of the federal government to those delegated to it by the Constitution.