Glenn Beck accidentally explains his sleazy business model on his own show.

Glenn Beck has made a name for himself through ridiculous fear-mongering, pandering, and flashy punditry. Set your irony sensors to maximum because Beck delivers the least self-aware 95 seconds in television history when he simultaneously explains why 9/11 conspiracy theorists are fools and why his show is a joke.

Pets

6th grader’s science fair project answers age-old question: ‘Do cat buttholes touch everything?’

Dads

Someone called the police on a ‘homeless man with a baby.’ Turns out he’s just a very tired dad.

Nature

In 1879 a scientist buried bottles filled with seeds. Every 20 years, one is dug up and studied.

Pop Culture

Sunbather doesn’t budge when Harry and Meghan’s entourage has to walk around her. She’s the internet’s new hero.